Manx For The Memories!

Over a handful of dispirited guest-workers, mostly American, took to the street again on what marked the tenth month of impotent chaos. Scores of words are estimated to have been mangled this month alone, while no one has taken credit for the spate of colorful explosions and bonfires that have scorged the island this weekend. Seagulls were warned to stay at home, while other inhabitants seem to have done so voluntarily. Police were dispatched en force to their CCTV monitor. Rioters' various demands, from sushi and fresh coffee, to free surgical augmentation have been described as "unrealistic".